theonyx:

dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

OK THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

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gothskater:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

For if you are ever so hungry you could eat a horse

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cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

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prohibiti0n:

i have abs………..olutely nothing

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newzealandprince:

if ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing 

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